June 2012
4 posts
May 2012
66 posts
“All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to...”
– Galileo (via kari-shma)
“I hope for the best, since hoping for less doesn’t seem to improve the results...”
– Robert Brault (via creatingaquietmind)
month before a concert: omfg one more month till i see my babies
week before a concert: ONE MORE WEEK TILL I SEE THEM OH MY GOD
day before a concert: I WILL BE BREATHING THE SAME FUCKING AIR AS THEM I CANT HANDLE THIS OMFG
day of a concert: THEYRE IN FRONT OF ME ON STAGE I AM IN THE SAME ROOM AS THEM THEYRE REAL
day after the show: i love them so much take me back
week after the show: i miss them so much i havent seen them in so long
month after the show: at this time a month ago i was in the same room as my babies breathing the same air
a year after the show: can we have a moment of silence to remember that last year i saw my babies
“Label’s are handy, okay? Because if I have a label I know whether to agree with...”
– Stephen Colbert (via bruhzilla)
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
me when someone's asleep: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
everyone when i'm asleep: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at each other and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof
me everyday at any time to everyone ever: I'm so tired
basically me at school all day
me: I hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times I'll die
me: stop laughing so loudly, he isn't that funny
me: shut up
me: stop flirting with every guy in the room you whore
“Fuck them is what I say! I hate those E-Books! They cannot be the future. They...”
– Maurice Sendak, author of Where the Wild Things Are, on The Colbert Report (via time-travelingbrandythief)
